Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large piece of red machinery.
Mick says "What the hell are you doing Paddy?"
Paddy replies "Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on lately and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."
Off Road NZ had their open day today in Rotorua which involved some nicely discounted rides on all their offerings. The weather was pretty miserable, with lots of overnight and early morning rain, but when I headed out there around 9:30am the sky was relatively clear.
The one thing I was most excited about trying was the new Raceline Karting which just opened in August 2010.
We had this amazing Double Rainbow in Rotorua on Tuesday night.
It shone brightly for around 30 minutes at 5pm.
I just had to take out my iPhone and snap some video. I had the “Double Rainbow” parody song in my head from only watching it a week earlier.
On our way to Perth we dropped Toby off at the kennels (where he was born).
Both Toby’s mum and dad live there and there was also another younger dog that looked exactly like Toby.
Kris commented "That dog looks just like Toby"
The owner replied "Yes, that’s Toby’s half-brother".
