How excited are we, Kim and I felt the first major signs of bubs moving around last night.
It was pretty awesome, you could feel bubs turning around or kicking, it was so cool. Anyway, we have our next scan today in 30 mins, the big 20 week scan, half way. What a mile stone!.
As per the 13 week scan, I’ll have some photos and video posted for you guys to see the progress.
It has been said that MotoGP could be coming to New Zealand as soon as next year. Developers of the circuit have got a principal agreement from the organisers of the MotoGP that they will come to New Zealand. The exposure alone for New Zealand would be huge, not to mention the revenue generated just from the masses of spectators that would come from around the world to watch the amazing motor sport in action down under. But the flow on from increased tourist dollars would be beneficial too.
Now it’s up to the government to fund the 12.5m required to fast track the final development of the track to international standards.
I’ve created a petition to formally lodge support for this to take place, if you have an interest in the MotoGP, or if you support increasing New Zealands exposure to the world tourist dollar, be sure to sign the petition and share the link with friends and family.
Sign the Official NZ MotoGP Support Petition here
View the TVNZ News Story 
A man walked into the doctors, he said, “I’ve hurt my arm in several places” The doctor said, “Well don’t go there anymore”
Ireland’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
Why dogs & cats are better than kids because: they eat less, don’t ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don’t smoke or drink, don’t worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don’t wear your clothes, don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.
One Sunday he announced, “Now, before we pass the collection plate, I would like to request that the person who stole the chickens from Farmer Condill’s henhouse please refrain from giving any money to the Lord. The Lord doesn’t want money from a thief!”
The collection plate was passed around, and for the first time in months everybody gave.
Late one night, a man walks into a dentist’s surgery and says,
Man: “Excuse me, can you help me. I think I’m a moth.”
Dentist: “You don’t need a dentist. You need a psychiatrist.”
Man: “Yes, I know.”
Dentist: “So why did you come in here?”
Man: “Well, the light was on.”
Teacher: Parker, what do you call a person who keeps on talking to people who are no longer interested?
Parker: A Teacher
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room.
But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, “I hope, doctor, you don’t mind Johnny being in there.”
“No,” said the doctor calmly, “He’ll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.”
A friend took her dog to the parlor for a haircut, and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would cost her $50, she was outraged.
“I only pay 30 bucks for my own haircut!”
The groomer replied, “That may be true. But then you don’t bite, do you?!”
An engineer, a physicist, and a statistician were moose hunting in northern Canada. After a short walk through the marshes they spotted a HUGE moose 150 meters away.
The engineer raised his gun and fired at the moose. A puff of dust showed that the bullet landed 3 meters to the right of the moose.
The physicist, realizing that there was a substantial breeze that the engineer did not account for, aimed to the left of the moose and fired. The bullet landed 3 meters to the left of the moose.
The statistician jumped up and down screaming, “We got him! We got him!”
Q: What’s the difference between snot and broccoli?
A: You can’t make kids eat broccoli.
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though theyhated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yellingcould be heard deep into the night The old man would shout, “When I die,I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt youfor the rest of your life!”
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, because ofthe many strange occurrences that took place in their neighborhood.The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone’s relief, hedied of a heart attack when he was 68.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she wentstraight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.
Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid thathe may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and comeback to haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife put down her drink and said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down…….”
When I go to a local discount store to get oil and filters for my car, I buy my wife a bouquet of flowers on display near the checkout counter.
During one trip, some women in line behind me were oohing and aahing about a husband getting flowers for his wife.
“How often do you do that?” one asked. Before I could answer, the cashier, more than familiar with my routine, said, “Every three months or 3,000 miles, whichever comes first.”
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.” —Dorothy Parker
Things to ponder
Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three.
Without giving much thought to the matter, Davo blurted out, “Turn the entire ocean into beer. Make that Victoria Bitter!”
The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and immediately the sea turned into the “hard earned thirst” quencher.
The genie vanished.
Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.
Johnno looked disgustedly at Davo whose wish had been granted.
After a long, tension-filled moment Johnno said,
“Nice going Davo! Now we’re going to have to piss in the boat.”
Here’s a photo of Kim’s tummy taken tonight, I put my giant head in the photo to give you some reference of just how big it is.
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe. The young man smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let’s go to my apartment, I hear someone coming." He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It’s got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts, they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How, can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered …. "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming…. that was me."
Welcome to the personal website of Adrian Hodge. I'm a web designer/developer living in Rotorua, New Zealand. Married with two lovely kids, I have a love of motorcycles and gadgets. During the day I'm an Application Developer for Rotorua District Council and after hours I run Hodgeman Web & Design.
