Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she once could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: November 2006
Think before you lie
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don’t want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes… Continue reading Think before you lie
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The woman knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned.” “What is it, child?” “Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am.” The priest turned, took a good look at her and said,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
What every man wants for Christmas 
This is the hottest selling product this 2006 Christmas period for men aged 18 – 80. It’s the last remote any man will ever want, forget the TV or DVD remote, this little beauty will help you forget that you even have a TV. This universal X-Rated woman remote from JVC has been selling in… Continue reading What every man wants for Christmas
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A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should have been here at 8:30!” He replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?” I tried exercise as a means of burning fat, but it didn’t work for me. When the fat started burning, it smelled like bacon and made me hungry. —Planojo “In politics… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Dangers of Having a Cheeky One
Two women friends had gone for a girl’s night out – both were very faithful and loving wives; however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would… Continue reading The Dangers of Having a Cheeky One
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Seen on condom machine in England: “Manufactured to strict British standards.”Underneath, someone had scratched, “So was the Titanic.” Some bad Halloween riddles Q. What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi? A. Bamboo Q. What do you call a witch that loves the beach? A. A sand witch Q. What do you… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies