The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A classic Christmas joke….
A few years ago it was a bad xmas for santa. Mrs Claus had left with a troll with a big xmas stocking, the toy making elves were on strike because the IR director had tried to put them on individual contracts, the sleigh needed new runners, the reindeers were hung over and sick.

Santa looked for his booze but it was gone, the coffee jar is empty and Mrs Claus must have taken his stash.

Santas fairly pisssed of by now, when the door bell rings, its a small tinsel angel with a big tree.

“Hello Santa”, says the angel, ( small tinsel angels can talk at the north pole ) “I’ve got you a wonderful xmas tree, where would like me to stick it ?”

Which is why there is always an angel on the top of xmas trees.

Joshua to Lachlan Photo Morph

Here’s a neat little trick.
Using Morpheus Photo Animation Suite you can take two or more images and morph them together. Great in this case to show off Joshua and his cousin Lachlan Rattray.
I would have included his other boy cousin Nicholas Rattray, but I still haven’t got a high res photo of him from his parents.
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The Fabulous Friday Funnies

SOBER: The condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

A wife, one evening, drew her husband’s attention to the couple next door and said, “Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don’t you do that?”

“I don’t know her well enough.”

At a fancy reception a young man was asked by a widow to guess her age.

“You must have some idea,” she urged when he hesitated.

“I have a couple ideas,” he admitted with a smile. “The trouble is that I don’t know whether to make it ten years younger, because of your looks, or ten years older, because of your intelligence.”

Telemarketer Nightmare

Have a listen to this, what an absolutely awesome idea.
Damm funny!

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Turn digital photos into cool stuff!

I discovered a cool site last night:

www.tickle.co.nz

This site lets you upload all your cool photos of anything and share them with anyone.
You can upload your entire photo gallery in high res, making a great way to back up your entire photo collection off site.
If your anything like me, you’ve got heaps of photos of stuff.
To date we’ve taken probably 3 or 4 hundred photos of Joshua already in 5 weeks!!