Jan 26
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
There’s a sign outside a Queensland garage, “Fill up and get free sex.” A man fills up and says, “Well? The attendant says, “Law says there’s got to be a little competion. “Think of a number.”
“Eight”.
“Bad luck mate, it’s nine.”
The man drives off, stops at the next pub, orders a drink and says to a bloke standing at the bar, ‘That garage down the road – it’s a bloody take. Sign says “Fill up and get free sex” and it’s all B S.’
The bloke says, “No mate, you’re wrong. It’s fair dinkum. Ridgy-didge. No worries. My wife won twice last month.”
