The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 2.

As you read the Friday Funnies allow yourself to be easily amused, this positive feeling can counteract the stress response and lead to relaxation.

Here are a few St Valentine’s Day jokes for next week.

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why?” asks the man.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replies.

Update 5th Feb ’07

Joshua is now 15 weeks old, and has cut his first tooth.
I felt one of his middle bottom two incisors yesterday, which would
explain why Joshua has been drooling quite a bit recently.
It’s weird cause he hasn’t been upset at all.
We are so blessed with our little guy

Two new photos of him in the gallery

Kim and I celebrated our 2nd wedding anniversary on Monday.
We both spent the day at home with Joshua, it was a really great day.
I feel horrible, because I didn’t take my wife out for dinner or anything,
I’ll surprise her when she least expects it….

Not too much on the cards for this weekend, bit of new website work coming in which is good.
Check out the Flash Leather Suit Colour & Measurement Selector
which I worked on last weekend at www.quasimoto.co.nz
It gives buyers the ability to customize a one piece leather race suit (from 6 designs) to the exact colour and size specifications they enter. Obviously, don’t submit the details unless you want to buy one…

Been slowly getting the wood split and stacked for this coming winter.
It’s a bit of a mission, since I’ve been so lazy and left it this long.
But will get that finished (hopefully, weather permitting) this weekend, I promise babe! kim

We went over to Taupo last weekend to visit Jason & Jane and Kims Dad Russ & Joylene.
Had lunch at Jolly Good Fellows with Jas & Jane on the Taupo lake front.
The food unfortunately was not up to par with the amazing view, so we were a little disappointed.

Until next week, I’ll leave you with this weeks funnies.
Stay tuned in, have a great weekend and
we’ll catch you all on the flipside.

Ciao for now

Adrian

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 1.

Do this now. Take a deep breathe and exhale slowly. This sends a message to the brain that your life is not under threat. As a result the body shuts off the stress hormones. Remember to take “breathe breaks” often.

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 84?”

He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?” “Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either.”

Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?” I said, “No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”

“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?” No, I don’t,” I said.

He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?” “No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”

He looked at me and said, “Then, why do you want to live to be 84?”