I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of sh*t. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I’m really easy to get along with once you… Continue reading 52 things you would love to say out loud at work
Month: September 2008
Proper English
English Signs from Around the World In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR… Continue reading Proper English
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. "What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?" asked the officer. "I’m going to a lecture." "And who is going to give a lecture… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
36 Guidelines for Life
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Don’t worry about what people think; they don’t do it very often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you… Continue reading 36 Guidelines for Life
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, "I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no "I" in the word ‘marriage.’"’ The wife said, "For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s spelling." An elderly gentleman… Had serious… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Fathers Day 2008 
Kim, sale Joshua and I ventured up Skyline Skyrides Gondola this morning to enjoy a nice coffee with a view over Rotorua for fathers day and ended up having a quick luge ride down the scenic track, pharmacy viagra BONUS!
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist…for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. "The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he’ll be late… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Gay Ray
Gay Ray goes into the doctor’s office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, ‘ Ray , I’m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.’ Ray is devastated. ‘Doc, what can I do? Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce,… Continue reading Gay Ray