A Catholic guy goes into this confessional box. He notices on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. Then the priest comes in. "Father, it’s been a long time since I’ve been to confession. I didn’t know that they… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: January 2009
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A Friday Funnies exclusive… President Obama’s first email to the American people: “All whites please report to the cotton fields for orientation.” It was the standard series of check-in questions that every traveler gets at the airlines counter, including, “Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?” “If it was put there without… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Thoughts from Garfield
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. Infact, just bugger off and leave me alone. Sex is like air. It’s not important unless you aren’t getting any. No one is listening until… Continue reading Thoughts from Garfield
i’m bo yo 
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ap5Fp2T6c This kid has some talent for word play. Very funny stuff
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he’d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he’s walking with a limp. "What happened to you?" asks Sean, the bartender. "Jamie O’Conner and me had a fight," says… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Mootools horizontal DIV slider
This is an update to the original Mootools horizontal DIV slider I wrote back in December of 2007. It now uses the Mootools 1.2.3 Core and Fx.Slide from the More build. LATEST UPDATED: It now comes in two flavors, the original unordered list navigation and now the new next/previous buttons.