Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You have observed the white man for 90 years.You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’ The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: February 2009
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"A new study finds that people who are chipper and happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who are not chipper and happy want to kill people who are always chipper and happy." -David Letterman One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift. The next year,… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
You can’t read this and stay in a bad mood! How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?Unique Up On It. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?Tame Way. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?They Take The Psychopath What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?Dam! What Do Eskimos Get From… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Rotorua information website widget
Today I finished a information widget for rotoruaNZ.com that allows people to have the following on their own website. It uses an iFrame to show a page from the rotoruaNZ.com site. It gives us some control over Rotorua content that people are putting on their websites. It uses the Mootools javascript library for the pop-out… Continue reading Rotorua information website widget
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
As a veterinarian, I was called at home in the middle of the night by a woman in distress. She had swallowed her dog’s heart worm pill by mistake. I knew it wouldn’t harm her, but by law, I’m forbidden to give medical advice. “If your dog had swallowed your pill, then you’d call me,”… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies