While getting dressed one morning, I decided I’d been spending too much time on my computer: I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my makeup mirror to see what time it was. From Gregory Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days… "When I were a lad, me mother would send me down… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Month: November 2009
Caught in the act of bowls
Every Thursday this month, Craig Hammond and James Fitzgerald, two workmates from Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing and I are playing bowls at a local Rotorua bowling club taking being part of Mates in Bowls. The first week there was a local photographer down there snapping away and took our names and phone numbers. I was… Continue reading Caught in the act of bowls
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I was reading my class a story titled ‘The Magic School Bus.’ In the story, the bus turns into a spaceship and the teacher takes the class on a tour of the planets. At one point, a tail light gets smashed and the teacher goes out in a spacesuit to fix it. Suddenly, the line… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife’s voice from the kitchen. "What would you like for dinner Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?" He replied, "Thank you, I’ll have chicken." "Don’t be stupid. You’re having soup. I was talking to the cat." Granddaughter being instructed about drink driving. Annabel… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
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Husband is prone to dislocating his kneecap when he over exerts himself, and wife is familiar with the urgency of relocating said kneecap. The cure is to place the lower leg on the same plane as the upper leg in very short time so the offending kneecap will slide back into position. Two of our… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies