The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Volcano jokes

• Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it’s hard to be accurate when firing a volcano
• There’s no pleasing the English. The last time they got the Ashes they were over the moon
• Iceland goes bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. Insurance scam written all over it
• I think it’s too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano…we should at least wait until the dust settles
• Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption
• The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe

My first ride using my GoPro HD camera

So today I went for a ride and tried out my new GoPro HD Motorsports camera onboard my Suzuki GSX-R1000 K7.

I tried a few different locations and angles and here is a couple of short highlight clips from some of the footage I’ve got.

1st Timelapse with new GoPro HD camera

An autumn timelapse of clouds rolling over Mt Ngongotaha in Rotorua taken with my new GoPro HD camera.

I put the camera on the window sill to get a couple of hundred shots and forgot all about it. Nearly 2 hours later I saw it still sitting there.

Over 1300 photos taken 5 secs apart between 1:00pm and 2:49pm on Saturday April 24, 2010.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-04-25

• Check out the lights in the tree outside the Pig and Whistle at night. (@ Pig And Whistle) http://4sq.com/bvHwuU #
• Wife away for the day burning up the plastic, and I'm at home with the kids… both asleep for now… shhhhhhh #
• #TGIF Tweeps! Enjoy this weeks Friday Funnies and have a great weekend http://bit.ly/aLcqWi #jokes #humour #comedy #
• @southy32 that doesn't look like a link to a fan page. Try again. in reply to southy32 #
• Fabulous little Art Gallery here in Rotorua. (@ Red Spot Gallery) http://4sq.com/cKIvSI #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

I was reading one morning when my husband came in very upset and asked me if I thought he had put on a lot of weight since last winter. I asked him why he wanted to know. He groaned that he couldn’t get anywhere near fitting his jeans over his hips, much less getting them zipped up.
When I looked up from my book I exploded with laughter. He was trying to put on my jeans!