The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. One day, one of Louise’s friends suggests that she try a different tack. "Welcome him home with a kiss and some loving words," she says. "He might change his ways."

That night, Harry stumbles back home as usual. But instead of berating him, Louise helps him into an easy chair, puts his feet up on the ottoman, removes his shoes, and gently massages his neck.

"It’s late," she whispers. "I think we should go upstairs to bed now, don’t you?"

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25

• First tweet from the new iPad. Loving the space and access to new cool apps! #
• Picking up dinner with Jason (@ Tandoori Palace) http://4sq.com/cGBvKz #
• My iPad is leaving Sydney on a jet plane bound for Rotorua. #
• Enjoying cinnamon roll dippers in our hot drinks with Joshua (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/9fL9xw #
• If I buy a 3G iPad though Sydney duty-free @vodafoneNZ. Will the micro-sim be compatible here? #
• Why laughing out loud is good for your health http://bit.ly/a3PK1E #TGIF #jokes #humour #comedy #
• Religious Friday Caramel Mac! (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/9fL9xw #
• @jimboot Was just thinking about a WiFi only one. Any of your staff have a 3G one? Use it outside WiFi area's much? in reply to jimboot #
• @jimboot NZ gets the iPad tomorrow. Still tossing up whether to get one or not. In 140 characters or less tell me why I should buy one. in reply to jimboot #
• $5.90!! You couldn't even buy the ingredients for that! (@ Domino's Pizza) http://4sq.com/d9FO3o #
• Another fabulous caramel latte from the team. Service with a smile! (@ Fatdog Cafe) http://4sq.com/9qDX1t #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Got my son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my Daughter a iPod for hers, was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father’s day.

Got my wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started……

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18

• @vodafoneNZ So no iPhone 4's until July 30 huh? Plus free cases! Should keep everyone quiet in reply to vodafoneNZ #
• Trying a lunch special, chicken wrap with peri peri chips! (@ Nando's) http://4sq.com/95ZLe6 #
• Have a laugh and forget about your boring life for a few minutes http://bit.ly/a8iGfn #TGIF #
• Nothing like a Caramel Macchiato and Cinnamon Roll to kick start your Friday. TGIF!! (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/9fL9xw #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

This proves that commonsense is not very common. My dad was booked to go on a trip and as a precaution he took out travel insurance unfortunately he died suddenly but when we activated the travel insurance we had to prove he was too sick to go on the trip, I gave them the death certificate but they replied ‘This doesn’t prove he was sick only that he has died.’ So it begs the question how sick do you have to be before dying?