Why Men Are Happier People

• Your last name stays put.
• The garage is all yours.
• Wedding plans take care of themselves.
• Chocolate is just another snack.  
• You can never be pregnant.
• Car mechanics tell you the truth.
• The world is your urinal.
• You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11

• Time for a little authentic garlic naan to compliment my tinned Wattie's Buttered Chicken (@ Tandoori Palace) http://4sq.com/cGBvKz #
• Have a laugh at my expense! http://bit.ly/d1AJzK #TGIF #
• Trying the new BBQ Meatball sub (@ Subway) http://4sq.com/bhAF1K #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Sent by Kevin Rudd (former Australian prime minister)

“Hey guys it’s me, Kevin.

Remember that $900 I lent you last year? Yeah well I lost my job and I’m gonna need that back….”

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04

• Absolutely loved Toy Story 3. Fabulous story and new characters. Awesome in 3D! Best animated movie trilogy ever! #
• @foursquare great to see @flyairnz taking advantage of Foursquare. I wish the six places in Rotorua that I'm mayor of would! in reply to foursquare #
• @vodafoneNZ My home internet connection has been down this morning in Rotorua. Any known faults? I've tried rebooting my ADSL modem #
• Enjoy a little humour to start your Friday http://bit.ly/cueiHO #TGIF #jokes #comedy #

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

This is another true First Aid course joke:

The refresher course for first aid was a bit tedious; the young instructor was clearly nervous and was trying to do everything ‘by the book’. That is until she told us about doing the “Heineken manoeuvre “ – perhaps it’s bringing the beer up to your mouth in case of emergency! My friend and I were struggling to keep a straight face and of course dutifull practised the Heimlich manoeuvre instead!