"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."—Jim Bishop "Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the
Month: April 2011
Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-24
Just like Snoop Dog said, ‘gonna make you sweat’ (@ Fit As A Fiddle) [pic]: http://4sq.com/f5I2BY # I just became the mayor of Fit As A Fiddle on @foursquare! http://4sq.com/f8265v # Excited about the prospects of browsing and remote recording @SKYNZ with their new iPhone App. Thks @hoohaaNZ http://txt.hm/skyapp # NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-24
Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-17
The source of all this daily deals evil! @meegs_nz: Get Ready! Groupon is coming to New Zealand http://t.co/Ah0Zpqc # #TGIF Enjoy this weeks Fabulous Friday Funnies! #jokes #humour #comedy # #hookmeup @VodafoneTreats # Have you seen our new special if you check-in here? (@ Hodgeman Web & Design) http://4sq.com/hKIJYL #
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
An excited army recruit asked his Company Commander for immediate leave as his wife was going to have a baby. Permission was granted, and when the leave pass had been issued and the soldier was leaving, the officer asked exactly when the baby was due. "About nine months after I get home sir", replied the… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-10
Not another friggin' daily deals website… http://www.grabapass.co.nz/ # #TGIF – Enjoy this week's fabulous Friday Funnies http://bit.ly/gbqz9d #jokes #humor # TGIF (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/ey5VIk # Eatin' fresh! (@ Subway) [pic]: # Fluffy outside the Fat Dog Bog (@ Fatdog Cafe) [pic]: http://4sq.com/ibqyvG # Sweet, medicine I'm down for a bit of that! Thanks @vodafoneNZ RT… Continue reading Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-10
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
"Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why."-Craig Ferguson The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member. After one grueling workout, I gasped, "This is really helping… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies
Tweets for the week ending 2011-04-03
Having a Crispy Caesar Chicken Wrap, adiposity honest (@ Mc Donald's w/ 2 others) [pic]: http://4sq.com/hwJe6a # Fluff and bubbles with the kids (@ Starbucks) http://4sq.com/g7xXx7 # #TGIF Here's another round of Friday Funnies to sink your teeth into. http://bit.ly/hK8SBb # Centre of Rotorua (@ Rotorua) [pic]: http://4sq.com/hyQPQT #
The Fabulous Friday Funnies
A wife and her husband attended a very important business party thrown by her boss where the husband may have had one or two more than he should have. On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and totally irresistible to… Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies