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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?A. Weeders Digest.
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Q. What do ghosts like about tall buildings?A. They have got lots of scare cases.
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Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?A. Do you think he saw us!
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Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?A. A jelly baby.
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Q. Why did the turkey join in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. &#34;Look at their reserve, their calm,&#34; muses the Brit. &#34;They must be British.&#34;
&#34;Nonsense,&#34; the Frenchman disagrees. &#34;They&#8217;re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.&#34;
&#34;No clothes, no shelter,&#34; the Russian points out, &#34;they have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative.
Some university students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: &#34;Customer is looking for two song titles: &#8216;Shovel Off Two Buffaloes&#8217; and &#8216;Honey, Suck a Rose.&#8217;&#34;

My broker called [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[In the sauna – TODAY
Enjoying a sauna can be your reward for having a decent workout and it’s worth taking the time to do this, to detoxify, relax and feel great! It’s also a FUN way to have a chat with others. You actually hear some priceless things like I heard TODAY between eight guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency.
During the discussion, she asked, &#34;Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?&#34;
The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, &#34;Probably 20 to life.&#34;

I provide technical support [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Nov 2008 21:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.Office Manager: That&#8217;s great, I&#8217;ll take two of them.

A Jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea.
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father and son went hunting together for the first time.The father said: &#34;Stay here and be very QUIET. I&#8217;ll be across the field.&#34;
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his on. &#34;What&#8217;s wrong?&#34; the father asked. &#34;I told you to be quiet.&#34;
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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/128/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Oct 2008 19:04:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.
&#8216;What was that for?&#8217; he asked. &#8216;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,&#8217; she replied.
&#8216;Two weeks ago when I went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 20:31:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stock market quote of the week
“This is worse than a divorce&#8230; I&#8217;ve lost half my net worth and I still have my wife.”

&#34;It is better to keep your mouth shut and to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.&#34; &#8212;Mark Twain

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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The fortune teller looked up at her customer, sitting  across the table.
&#8216;There&#8217;s no easy way to say this, so I&#8217;ll just be blunt.  Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a  violent and horrible death this year.&#8217;
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic&#8217;s lined  face, then at [...]]]></description>
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