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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father and his young son were out walking one afternoon when the youngster asked how the electricity went through the wires stretched between the telephone poles. &#34;Don&#8217;t know,&#34; said the father. &#34;Never knew much about electricity.&#34; A few blocks father on the boy asked what caused lightning and thunder. &#34;To tell the truth,&#34; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Ebay&#8230;Sold my homing pigeon eight times this month !! I love CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,they remind me of some co-workers.They all hang together,half of them don&#8217;t work,and the ones that do aren&#8217;t that bright. Local Police hunting the &#8216;knitting needle nutter&#8217; who has stabbed six people in the buttocks in the last 48 hours, believe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:50:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar from us and told my friend, &#34;That&#8217;s us in 10 years.&#34;She said, &#34;That&#8217;s a mirror, you fool!&#34; Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. &#34;Boss,&#34; he says, &#34;we&#8217;re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnie</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 19:50:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[True story I was teaching my class a Christmas song when all their eyes suddenly looked under the table behind me. I couldn&#8217;t believe I was looking at two identical lizards about 30cm ( 1 foot) long. One appeared to be doing push-ups and the other was walking in circles. &#34;Look, they&#8217;re dancing to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our son Adam is 43 today. When he was five we got the dreaded question ,&#34; Where did I come from ? &#34; back then I really wanted to tell him to wait till his Dad came home.However the experts of the time advised explaining it all in that age group lanuage truthfully.So I went [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl walks into her parents&#8217; bathroom and notices for the First time, her father&#8217;s nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn&#8217;t have. She asks, &#34;What are those round things hanging there, daddy?&#34; Proudly, he replies, &#34;Those, sweetheart, are God&#8217;s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn&#8217;t be here.&#34; Puzzled, [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young son asked, &#8216;Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn&#8217;t know his wife until he marries her?&#8217;Dad replied, &#8216;That happens in every country, son.&#8217; Just think, if it weren&#8217;t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. A woman takes her 16-year-old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60&#8242;s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking&#8230;&#8230;..And then I saw her face &#8230; My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches&#8230;.. you should have seen his little face light [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:48:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived. The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, &#34;What are you going to use this fertilizer for?&#34; The man said, &#34;For my strawberries.&#34; The boy replied, &#34;Well at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries.&#34; &#34;N.A.S.A. [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 22:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE. Practice resumed after special [...]]]></description>
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