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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work. &#34;What are you doing?&#34; she asked.
&#34;Putting on my wrinkle cream,&#34; I answered.
&#34;Oh,&#34; she said, walking away. &#34;I thought they were natural.&#34;

An Arab Sheikh&#8217;s son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: &#34;Berlin is wonderful, [...]]]></description>
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During one &#8216;generation gap&#8217; quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, &#34;I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I&#8217;ll never find them here at home, so I&#8217;m leaving. Don&#8217;t try and stop me!&#34;
With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind.
&#34;Didn&#8217;t you hear what I said? I&#8217;ve made up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help.
She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens.
&#34;That&#8217;s so clever,&#34; the woman gasps. &#34;How did you do it?&#34;
&#34;Easy,&#34; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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&#34;Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.&#34; Henny Youngman

&#34;There&#8217;s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It&#8217;s called marriage.&#34; James Holt McGavran

&#34;I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.

I didn&#8217;t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued.. At [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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Our new Kindergarten class returned to school for their second day. A little boy sitting at the front, with a concerned look on his face, put up his hand. &#34;Will any of us graduate today?&#34; he asked.

Some bad puns

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, butit turned out to be an [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 19:49:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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True story
I recently taught my grade 6 class a unit on government. In a follow-up test, I asked the question: &#34;What does democracy mean?&#34;
One very intelligent girl responded: &#34;The freedom to elect your own dictators.&#34;
&#8230; made even funnier by the fact that she was from the Philippines.

Heard today on the ABC Radio &#8211; Brisbane about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jan 2010 21:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
&#34;You&#8217;ll get your chance in court.&#34; said the Desk Sergeant.
&#34;No, no no!&#34; said the man. &#34;I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I&#8217;ve been trying to do [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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10 reasons we know Santa is a man

No dress sense.
 Never replies to your letters.
 The chances of getting for are nil.
 Beer belly.
 Will only commit one day a year.
 Obsessed with stockings.
 Never stops to ask for directions.
 Too lazy to shave.
 He always wears the same clothes.
 Only willing to do a [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 20:03:13 +0000</pubDate>
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An elderly gentleman&#8230;. had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, &#8216;Your hearing [...]]]></description>
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