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		<title>Tiger Woods Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars.
Now he has a hole in one.
What&#8217;s the difference between a car and a golf ball?
Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods wasn&#8217;t seriously injured in the crash, but he&#8217;s still below par.
What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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Whenever I&#8217;m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don&#8217;t mind if I do! 
I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dammit!), [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don&#8217;t Disguise Your Voice.
 Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
 Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk And [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Rules &#8211; for Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys&#8217; side of the story. ( I must admit, it&#8217;s pretty good.)  
We always hear &#8216;the rules&#8217; From the female side &#8230;Now here are the rules from the male side.  
These are our rules! 

Men are NOT mind readers.
Learn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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Little Johnny&#8217;s at it again&#8230;.. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, &#8216;Everyone who thinks they&#8217;re stupid, stand up!&#8217; After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, &#8216;Do you think you&#8217;re stupid, Little Johnny?&#8217; &#8216;No, ma&#8217;am, but I hate to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thoughts from Garfield</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. Infact, just bugger off and leave me alone. 
Sex is like air. It&#8217;s not important unless you aren&#8217;t getting any.
No one is listening until you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>52 things you would love to say out loud at work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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I can see your point, but I still think you&#8217;re full of sh*t.
I don&#8217;t know what your problem is, but I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s hard to pronounce.
 How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you&#8217;ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I&#8217;m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proper English</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[foreign]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny-Signs]]></category>

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English Signs from Around the World 
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>36 Guidelines for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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 Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Don&#8217;t worry about what people think; they don&#8217;t do it very often.
Going to church doesn&#8217;t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Ray</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>
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Gay Ray goes into the doctor&#8217;s office and has some tests run. 
The doctor comes back and says, &#8216; Ray , I&#8217;m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.&#8217; 
Ray is devastated. &#8216;Doc, what can I do? 
Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, [...]]]></description>
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