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		<title>Why Men Are Happier People</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:04:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.   You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You don&#8217;t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tiger Woods Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 01:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one. What&#8217;s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. Tiger Woods wasn&#8217;t seriously injured in the crash, but he&#8217;s still below par. What were Tiger Woods and his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Random thoughts from people 25-35 years old</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Aug 2009 21:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Facebook]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whenever I&#8217;m Facebook stalking someone and I find out that their profile is public, I feel like a kid on Christmas morning that just got the Red Ryder BB gun that I always wanted. 546 pictures? Don&#8217;t mind if I do!  I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Aug 2009 23:30:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[health]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don&#8217;t Disguise Your Voice. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. Put Your rubbish bin On Your Desk [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man Rules &#8211; for Woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys&#8217; side of the story. ( I must admit, it&#8217;s pretty good.) We always hear &#8216;the rules&#8217; From the female side &#8230;Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Men are NOT mind readers. Learn [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 21:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny&#8217;s at it again&#8230;.. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, &#8216;Everyone who thinks they&#8217;re stupid, stand up!&#8217; After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, &#8216;Do you think you&#8217;re stupid, Little Johnny?&#8217; &#8216;No, ma&#8217;am, but I hate to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thoughts from Garfield</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me,for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. Infact, just bugger off and leave me alone. Sex is like air. It&#8217;s not important unless you aren&#8217;t getting any. No one is listening until [...]]]></description>
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		<title>52 things you would love to say out loud at work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[job]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I can see your point, but I still think you&#8217;re full of sh*t. I don&#8217;t know what your problem is, but I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I see you&#8217;ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. I&#8217;m really easy to get along with once you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proper English</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Funny-Signs]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[English Signs from Around the World In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR. Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR [...]]]></description>
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		<title>36 Guidelines for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Don&#8217;t worry about what people think; they don&#8217;t do it very often. Going to church doesn&#8217;t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. If you [...]]]></description>
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