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	<title>Adrian Hodge.com &#187; Jokes &amp; Humour</title>
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	<description>More than just a load of old cods wallop!</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>52 things you would love to say out loud at work</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:35:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I can see your point, but I still think you&#8217;re full of sh*t.
I don&#8217;t know what your problem is, but I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s hard to pronounce.
 How about never? Is never good for you?
I see you&#8217;ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I&#8217;m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proper English</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:32:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[English Signs from Around the World 
In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN. 
Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.
Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.
Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.
In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS [...]]]></description>
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		<title>36 Guidelines for Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 04:05:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Don&#8217;t worry about what people think; they don&#8217;t do it very often.
Going to church doesn&#8217;t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
If you must choose between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gay Ray</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 31 Aug 2008 22:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Gay Ray goes into the doctor&#8217;s office and has some tests run. 
The doctor comes back and says, &#8216; Ray , I&#8217;m not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.&#8217; 
Ray is devastated. &#8216;Doc, what can I do? 
Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Touche </title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jul 2008 11:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[black]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[goat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[white]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[






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		<title>Learn Chinese in 5 minutes</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/humour/learn-chinese-in-5-minutes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 22:21:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Prepare now for   the Beijing Olympics.
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes


English
Chinese


That&#8217;s   not right!
Sum Ting Wong


Are you harbouring a fugitive?
Hu Yu   Hai Ding


See me ASAP
Kum Hia Nao


Stupid Man
Dum Fuk


Small Horse
Tai Ni Po Ni


Did you   go to the beach?
Wai Yu So Tan


I bumped into a coffee table!
Ai   Bang [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UK Quiz Answers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 22:01:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of these are hilarious, I ended up crying with laughter&#8230;. enjoy
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for &#34;cherrypickers&#34; and &#34;cheesemongers&#34;? 
Contestant: Homosexuals. 
Paxman: No. They&#8217;re regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.
BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2) 
  Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Father of one of my kids?</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/humour/father-of-one-of-my-kids/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He&#8217;s rather taken aback because he can&#8217;t place where he knows her from.
So he says, &#8216;Do you know me?&#8217; To which she replies, &#8216;I think you&#8217;re the father of one of my kids.&#8217; 
Now his mind travels back to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Genie</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/humour/the-genie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adrianhodge.com/humour/the-genie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf&#8230;..Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, &#8216;I warned you to be careful! Now we&#8217;ll have to go up there, find the owner, apologise and see how much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Absolute best Little Johnny joke</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/humour/absolute-best-little-johnny-joke/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 06:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Little  Johnny&#8217;s neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was  born without ears.
When  mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny&#8217;s family was  invited over to see the baby.
Before  they left their house, Little Johnny&#8217;s dad had a talk with him and  explained that the baby had no [...]]]></description>
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