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	<title>Adrian Hodge.com</title>
	
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	<description>More than just a load of old cods wallop!</description>
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		<title>Mootools 1.2.1 horizontal DIV slider</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an update to the original Mootools horizontal DIV slider I wrote back in December of 2007.
It now uses the Mootools 1.2.1 Core and Fx.Slide from the More build.
I&#8217;ll get around to writing a more tidier version in the coming weeks.
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/135/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 19:39:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q. What’s the most popular gardening magazine in the world?A. Weeders Digest.
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Q. What do ghosts like about tall buildings?A. They have got lots of scare cases.
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Q. What do you call a blind dinosaur?A. Do you think he saw us!
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Q. What lies in a pram and wobbles?A. A jelly baby.
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Q. Why did the turkey join in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>First glimpse at new addition </title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/general/first-glimpse-at-addition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 10:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General Rantings]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[baby]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Baby-Update]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Kim-Hodge]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[scan]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;d like to share with you all some great news!
KIM IS PREGNANT!!!
That&#8217;s right, number two is on the way and we couldn&#8217;t be any happier.
I must admit it was some fine work on my behalf. It was a game of two halves, full of ups and downs and full credit to the other team, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas from the Hodges</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/general/merry-christmas-from-the-hodges/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:03:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[carols]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[JibJab]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The boys and girls over at JibJab have been busy improving on last years Elf Yourself. Last year it was a funny way of sending Christmas wishes to friends and family by uploading your face and cropping it to fit, then the application puts your face on a elf, dancing away to a Christmas song. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/134/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/134/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:49:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Santa Claus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[true story]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. &#34;Look at their reserve, their calm,&#34; muses the Brit. &#34;They must be British.&#34;
&#34;Nonsense,&#34; the Frenchman disagrees. &#34;They&#8217;re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French.&#34;
&#34;No clothes, no shelter,&#34; the Russian points out, &#34;they have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sledging down the Kaituna </title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/rotorua-activities/sledging-down-the-kaituna/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 02:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Rotorua Activities]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This morning Jason and I ventured out to Kaitiaki Adventures for a little white water sledging adventure down the Kaituna River.
We arrived bang on 9am which is the time we were told to be there by, we then had to wait for the other customers to arrive as they were being picked up from town [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/133/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/133/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Dec 2008 19:39:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[blokes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[jury]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The generation gap proved glaringly obvious at the mail-order music company where my wife works as a customer service representative.
Some university students, who were working part-time inputting customer information, wrote the following notes regarding some golden oldies: &#34;Customer is looking for two song titles: &#8216;Shovel Off Two Buffaloes&#8217; and &#8216;Honey, Suck a Rose.&#8217;&#34;

My broker called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/132/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/132/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 19:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Sauna]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In the sauna – TODAY
Enjoying a sauna can be your reward for having a decent workout and it’s worth taking the time to do this, to detoxify, relax and feel great! It’s also a FUN way to have a chat with others. You actually hear some priceless things like I heard TODAY between eight guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Joshua’s first Helicopter ride </title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/joshi-jargon/joshuas-first-helicopter-ride/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adrianhodge.com/joshi-jargon/joshuas-first-helicopter-ride/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Joshi Jargon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Rotorua Activities]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[helicopter]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Joshua]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[volcanic air safaris]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Well, after my workmate Craig Hammond went up on a floatplane ride over Mt Tarawera with Volcanic Air Safaris&#8217; (VAS) last week, I was pretty envious. But fear not, Ann Parker from VAS said I could come down when ever I liked to have a free transfer back to the airport, as they store the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/131/</link>
		<comments>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/131/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 19:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Conan-OBrien]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Insurance]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Irish]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Latin Phrase]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[recession]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jill was discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency.
During the discussion, she asked, &#34;Suppose I take the life insurance for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I get?&#34;
The agent eyed her suspiciously and replied, &#34;Probably 20 to life.&#34;

I provide technical support [...]]]></description>
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