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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived. The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, &#34;What are you going to use this fertilizer for?&#34; The man said, &#34;For my strawberries.&#34; The boy replied, &#34;Well at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries.&#34; &#34;N.A.S.A. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bear walks into a bar and says &#34;Bartender, give me a gin&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.and tonic. Bartender says, sure buddy but whats up with the long pause? The bear looks at his hands and say I dunno, my dad had them too. The flying instructor had just delivered a lecture on the use of parachutes.&#34;And if it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A speaker was about to address a public meeting when he realised he&#8217;d lost his false teeth. He told the chairman he wouldn&#8217;t be able to deliver his speech. But a man in the front row produced a pair from his pocket and said &#34;Why don&#8217;t you try these?&#34;. The speaker tried them: &#34;Too tight&#34;. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;President Obama celebrated Earth Day by flying his enormous jet to Iowa to visit a wind-power plant.&#34; -Jimmy Kimmel An &#34;older&#34; gentleman works for a Bunnings store, helping direct customers at the entrance. He&#8217;s a great success with customers and staff and everyone loves him. He has an easy way with people, but has one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three Irishmen, drunk as can be, come staggering down the street singing Danny Boy at the top of their lungs. They stop in front of Flaherty&#8217;s house still singing. After a few minutes the window flies open and Mrs. Flaherty yells out, &#34;Why don&#8217;t you drunken sots go somewhere else!&#34; &#34;Are you Mrs. Flaherty?&#34; asks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 21:17:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During one &#8216;generation gap&#8217; quarrel with his parents, young Michael cried, &#34;I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I&#8217;ll never find them here at home, so I&#8217;m leaving. Don&#8217;t try and stop me!&#34; With that, he headed toward the door. His father rose and followed close behind. &#34;Didn&#8217;t you hear what I said? I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password&#8230;&#8230;. she said that it had to be at least eight characters long. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 20:38:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper. I read one this morning. It said, &#34;What&#8217;s the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary?&#34; &#34;Morning Sickness.&#34; Paddy asks Murphy &#34;Murphy, why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?&#34; Says Murphy &#34; You bloody pillock paddy, if they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Feb 2009 19:28:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Indian Chief &#8216;Two Eagles&#8217; was asked by a white government official, &#8216;You have observed the white man for 90 years.You&#8217;ve seen his wars and his technological advances. You&#8217;ve seen his progress, and the damage he&#8217;s done.&#8217; The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, &#8216;Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he&#8217;d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he&#8217;s walking with a limp. &#34;What happened to you?&#34; asks Sean, the bartender. &#34;Jamie O&#8217;Conner and me had a fight,&#34; says [...]]]></description>
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