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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 23:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This proves that commonsense is not very common. My dad was booked to go on a trip and as a precaution he took out travel insurance unfortunately he died suddenly but when we activated the travel insurance we had to prove he was too sick to go on the trip, I gave them the death [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 21:20:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Staring at an empty cage, a zoo visitor asks, &#34;Where are all the monkeys?&#34; &#34;It&#8217;s mating season,&#34; the keeper replies. &#34;They&#8217;re inside.&#34; &#34;Do you think they&#8217;d come out for peanuts?&#34; &#34;Probably not,&#34; answers the keeper. &#34;Why not?&#34; persists the visitor. &#34;Would you?&#34; On our way to my parents&#8217; house for dinner one evening, I glanced [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 19:47:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blond on a cruise ship DEAR DIARY: DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship &#8211; all my best dresses and make-up&#8230; Really excited. DEAR DIARY: DAY 2 Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today &#8211; seems a very nice man. DEAR DIARY: DAY 3 At the pool [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/192/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three Irishmen, drunk as can be, come staggering down the street singing Danny Boy at the top of their lungs. They stop in front of Flaherty&#8217;s house still singing. After a few minutes the window flies open and Mrs. Flaherty yells out, &#34;Why don&#8217;t you drunken sots go somewhere else!&#34; &#34;Are you Mrs. Flaherty?&#34; asks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Dec 2009 20:54:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[10 reasons we know Santa is a man No dress sense. Never replies to your letters. The chances of getting for are nil. Beer belly. Will only commit one day a year. Obsessed with stockings. Never stops to ask for directions. Too lazy to shave. He always wears the same clothes. Only willing to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/180/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[While getting dressed one morning, I decided I&#8217;d been spending too much time on my computer: I caught myself checking the lower right corner of my makeup mirror to see what time it was. From Gregory Granddad was reminiscing about the good old days&#8230; &#34;When I were a lad, me mother would send me down [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading my class a story titled &#8216;The Magic School Bus.&#8217; In the story, the bus turns into a spaceship and the teacher takes the class on a tour of the planets. At one point, a tail light gets smashed and the teacher goes out in a spacesuit to fix it. Suddenly, the line [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/175/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 19:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessedit) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, &#8216;Its golf balls&#8217;. Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/173/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy When asked why such a big password&#8230;&#8230;. she said that it had to be at least eight characters long. One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Oct 2009 19:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;I was in Las Vegas over the weekend. I thought it would be empty with the economy the way it is. But it wasn&#8217;t. There were people everywhere. Turns out roulette is less risky than the stock market.&#34; -Craig Ferguson Some things never change—but the terminology often does.Author Cindy Chupack has coined these useful neologisms [...]]]></description>
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