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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 20:24:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young son asked, &#8216;Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn&#8217;t know his wife until he marries her?&#8217;Dad replied, &#8216;That happens in every country, son.&#8217; Just think, if it weren&#8217;t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. A woman takes her 16-year-old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A true anecdote As we hurried out of the airport, I asked my partner to pick up a box of chocolates for Father&#8217;s Day while I collected the car. She picked up one already gift-wrapped. My 90-year-old father unwrapped this and opened the box to be greeted by chocolate figurines in all sorts of weird [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2011 20:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa&#8217;s room &#8230;&#34;Grandpa, Grandpa,&#34; she says excitedly, &#34;As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!&#34; &#34;What?&#34; said her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Aug 2011 23:11:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A bear walks into a bar and says &#34;Bartender, give me a gin&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;.and tonic. Bartender says, sure buddy but whats up with the long pause? The bear looks at his hands and say I dunno, my dad had them too. The flying instructor had just delivered a lecture on the use of parachutes.&#34;And if it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Jul 2011 20:39:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar.. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. &#8216;Mommy can&#8217;t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She&#8217;s hitting the bottle.&#8217; Just heard there was an explosion at a pie factory [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 02:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle-aged man asked the Trainer in the gym:&#34;IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?&#34;The Trainer smiling replies:&#34; The ATM machine outside the gym&#8230;&#34; &#34;Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day.Teach him to use the Net and he won&#8217;t bother you for weeks.&#34; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/244/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taken from a question and answer style internal news story following the Canterbury earthquake in February. “Two chaps were walking towards me down Hereford street in the direct aftermath of the earthquake. One of them looked devastated, and his mate was consoling him with the words “You’ll just have to get used to it, she’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 22:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought I would share this story from a class at a Secondary College. The Science Teacher brought the school goldfish back to the science room after the holidays. He told his Year 11 Biology Class that the fish “Amnesia” and “Dementia” were quite unhappy in the small aquarium in his shed during the holidays and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, &#34;I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine&#8217;s Day. What do you think it means?&#34; &#34;You shall know tonight&#34;, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patricia’s sister was in hospital this week and was looking for some Christmas cheer in the sick room. She asked her hubby to track down the classic movie “Miracle on 34th Street” on DVD. Sometime later he returned with what he thought she had asked for… “Nightmare on Elm Street”’ When challenged he said he [...]]]></description>
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