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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. I didn&#8217;t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love to read those advice columns in the newspaper. I read one this morning. It said, &#34;What&#8217;s the worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary?&#34; &#34;Morning Sickness.&#34; Paddy asks Murphy &#34;Murphy, why do scuba divers fall off their boats backwards?&#34; Says Murphy &#34; You bloody pillock paddy, if they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diane’s story about the Chinese calligraphy on her sweater reminded me of the T-shirt which I purchased from a clothes chain. I thought it very smart with Chinese characters across the front, cinched in at the waist, except that when I walked through Melbourne’s Chinatown I noticed folk looking at me with a little smile [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learn Chinese in 5 minutes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes English Chinese That&#8217;s not right! Sum Ting Wong Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding See me ASAP Kum Hia Nao Stupid Man Dum Fuk Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stress Buster No. 33. Improve your laugh life. Add fun to the relationship by, meeting for lunch in an unusual place, leaving love notes around the house, going to comedy shows together, arranging a surprise party and sending funny emails to each other. &#8220;According to the Congressional Budget Office, Social Security will be completely depleted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chinese Wedding Night</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:26:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young Chinese couple gets married. She&#8217;s a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn&#8217;t know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. &#34;My darring,&#34; he whispers, [...]]]></description>
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