Who’s your daddy?

The following are all replies that Detroit women have
written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing
‘father’s details;’ or putting it another way…. Who’s yo Daddy? These are
genuine excerpts from the forms.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was
   fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the
   father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was
   being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
   provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
   this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was
   conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a
   man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.
   If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his
   phone number? Thanks.
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a
   BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.
   Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he’s
   had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am
   awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was
   ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia dad as he informs me that to
   do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for
   the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country.
   Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the
   same to me.
8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A If you do catch up with him,
   can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned
   at the same time…. well, I don’t have clue.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney
   World; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember
    for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If
    I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956
    Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all,
    like when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.

Some american woman are complete idiots!