It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts.
He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man.
"You can’t arrest me!" the man exclaimed.
One of the most successful inventors of all time was the man who invented the hay-bailing machine. Needless to say, he made a bundle.
My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last night it took four policemen and a dog.
A guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend stops him and asks, "Hey! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"
"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" the guys answers.
"Wow," exclaims his friend, "Great trade.
Movie Quotes – The First Drafts
The Godfather
"I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?"
The Terminator
"I’ll be back. Do you need anything while I’m out?"
Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. "That’s so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?" "Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".
Welcome to the personal website of Adrian Hodge. I'm a web designer/developer living in Rotorua, New Zealand. Married with two lovely kids, I have a love of motorcycles and gadgets. I work for Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing during the day and run Hodgeman Web & Design after hours.
