The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here."

Puzzled, she seeks out her mummy and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mummy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they’re hanging from?"

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60′s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face …

My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk on a matchbox!

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

One day a truckload of fertilizer went by this farm where a young boy lived.

The boy stopped the truck and asked the driver, "What are you going to use this fertilizer for?"

The man said, "For my strawberries."

The boy replied, "Well at my place we put sugar and cream on our strawberries."

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Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.

The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, you’d better be a little boulder."