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Our son Adam is 43 today. When he was five we got the dreaded question ," Where did I come from ? " back then I really wanted to tell him to wait till his Dad came home.
However the experts of the time advised explaining it all in that age group lanuage truthfully.
So I went off on " The Talk " wishing I had found him under a cabbage.

I left nothing out. when I sighed relief and thought I had done a pretty good job , Adam said " No Mum, where did I come from Sydney or Canberra ?"

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For Lexophiles

• To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
• When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
• A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
• When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
• The batteries were given out free of charge.
• A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.

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On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.

The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.

Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.

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A middle-aged man asked the Trainer in the gym:
"IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?"
The Trainer smiling replies:
" The ATM machine outside the gym…"

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day.
Teach him to use the Net and he won’t bother you for weeks."

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Taken from a question and answer style internal news story following the Canterbury earthquake in February.

“Two chaps were walking towards me down Hereford street in the direct aftermath of the earthquake. One of them looked devastated, and his mate was consoling him with the words “You’ll just have to get used to it, she’s just not interested in you”!”