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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:21:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our son Adam is 43 today. When he was five we got the dreaded question ,&#34; Where did I come from ? &#34; back then I really wanted to tell him to wait till his Dad came home.However the experts of the time advised explaining it all in that age group lanuage truthfully.So I went [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 20:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[For Lexophiles To write with a broken pencil is pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A. The batteries were given out free of charge. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jun 2011 20:58:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist&#8217;s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner&#8217;s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner&#8217;s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jun 2011 02:43:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A middle-aged man asked the Trainer in the gym:&#34;IF I wanted to impress that beautiful girl, which machine should I use?&#34;The Trainer smiling replies:&#34; The ATM machine outside the gym&#8230;&#34; &#34;Give a man a fish and you feed him for the day.Teach him to use the Net and he won&#8217;t bother you for weeks.&#34; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taken from a question and answer style internal news story following the Canterbury earthquake in February. “Two chaps were walking towards me down Hereford street in the direct aftermath of the earthquake. One of them looked devastated, and his mate was consoling him with the words “You’ll just have to get used to it, she’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jun 2011 21:28:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know that a recent study shows that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy Sky news report. The USA have intensified their attack on Libya.They sent in another 3 ships &#8211; 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack. In a small army camp town, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 May 2011 22:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me. &#34;Going out?&#34; I called to them hopefully. &#34;No,&#34; said the man. &#34;Just friends.&#34; Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Apr 2011 02:13:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.&#34;&#8212;Jim Bishop &#34;Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the Gulf of Mexico.&#34; -Jay Leno A mother was driving with her three young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Apr 2011 22:24:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An excited army recruit asked his Company Commander for immediate leave as his wife was going to have a baby. Permission was granted, and when the leave pass had been issued and the soldier was leaving, the officer asked exactly when the baby was due. &#34;About nine months after I get home sir&#34;, replied the [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 22:01:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that&#8217;s why.&#34;-Craig Ferguson The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member. After one grueling workout, I gasped, &#34;This is really helping [...]]]></description>
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