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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A speaker was about to address a public meeting when he realised he&#8217;d lost his false teeth. He told the chairman he wouldn&#8217;t be able to deliver his speech. But a man in the front row produced a pair from his pocket and said &#34;Why don&#8217;t you try these?&#34;. The speaker tried them: &#34;Too tight&#34;. [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;President Obama celebrated Earth Day by flying his enormous jet to Iowa to visit a wind-power plant.&#34; -Jimmy Kimmel An &#34;older&#34; gentleman works for a Bunnings store, helping direct customers at the entrance. He&#8217;s a great success with customers and staff and everyone loves him. He has an easy way with people, but has one [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door. Magically it opens. &#34;That&#8217;s so clever,&#34; the woman gasps. &#34;How did [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Volcano jokes Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it&#8217;s hard to be accurate when firing a volcano There&#8217;s no pleasing the English. The last time they got the Ashes they were over the moon Iceland goes bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. Insurance scam written all [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was reading one morning when my husband came in very upset and asked me if I thought he had put on a lot of weight since last winter. I asked him why he wanted to know. He groaned that he couldn&#8217;t get anywhere near fitting his jeans over his hips, much less getting them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:32:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three Irishmen, drunk as can be, come staggering down the street singing Danny Boy at the top of their lungs. They stop in front of Flaherty&#8217;s house still singing. After a few minutes the window flies open and Mrs. Flaherty yells out, &#34;Why don&#8217;t you drunken sots go somewhere else!&#34; &#34;Are you Mrs. Flaherty?&#34; asks [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 19:41:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My nine-year-old daughter walked in while I was getting ready for work. &#34;What are you doing?&#34; she asked. &#34;Putting on my wrinkle cream,&#34; I answered. &#34;Oh,&#34; she said, walking away. &#34;I thought they were natural.&#34; An Arab Sheikh&#8217;s son goes to Germany to study. A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:44:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing soldier assures her that he can help. She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball and rubs them against the car door.Magically it opens. &#34;That&#8217;s so clever,&#34; the woman gasps. &#34;How did you [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 19:49:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.&#34; Henny Youngman &#34;There&#8217;s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It&#8217;s called marriage.&#34; James Holt [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 19:40:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ? Everybody won. I didn&#8217;t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I [...]]]></description>
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