Did you know that a recent study shows that 6 out of the 7 dwarfs are not happy
Sky news report. The USA have intensified their attack on Libya.
They sent in another 3 ships – 2 full of sand and one full of cement..it was a mortar attack.
I was driving around and around a packed parking garage in search of an available space. Nothing. Then I noticed a couple walking ahead of me.
"Going out?" I called to them hopefully.
"No," said the man. "Just friends."
"Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla."
—Jim Bishop
"Scientists have developed a car that can run on water. The only problem is that the water has to come from the
An excited army recruit asked his Company Commander for immediate leave as his wife was going to have a baby. Permission was granted, and when the leave pass had been issued and the soldier was leaving, the officer asked exactly when the baby was due. "About nine months after I get home sir", replied the recruit casually.
"Miami was voted the worst road rage city. You have 20-year- olds doing 95, and 95-year-olds doing 20, that’s why."
-Craig Ferguson
The first time I met my wife, she was an intense aerobics instructor at my health club and I was an out-of-shape new member. After one grueling workout, I gasped, "This is really helping me get toned." She looked me up and down. Feeling self-conscious, I added, "Big men run in my family."
Welcome to the personal website of Adrian Hodge. I'm a web designer/developer living in Rotorua, New Zealand. Married with two lovely kids, I have a love of motorcycles and gadgets. I work for Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing during the day and run Hodgeman Web & Design after hours.
