Learn Kaylee’s Lingo

As Kaylee is now 26 months old (2 years, 1 month, 3 weeks, 3 days to be exact) she has her own style of talk. So just like we did for Joshua around the same age, we thought we better do the same for Kaylee.

So here is a chart of her most commonly spoken vocabulary.

Food
Num nar – Food (feed me)
Marma – Marmite, but she means Jam
Bobble – Bottle of milk
Wa wa – Water
Nana – Banana
Apoo – Apple
Pee – Pear

People
Mumma – Mum
Daddy – Dad
Da Da – Joshua
Deylee – Kaylee
Nanny – Mandy (Kim’s friend)
Ella – Mandy’s daughter Bella

Characters
Mi Mar – Micky Mouse
Darlie – Dora

Things
Airpeen – Airplane
Apee – iPad
Weewe – Kiwi (soft toy)
Teddy
Lulu – Old neighbours dog
Bubba – Our cat Busta

Commands
Ah oh – Whoops
Peeze – Please
Ta – Thank you

Learn Joshua’s Lingo

As of right now, as Joshua is approaching 2 years and 5 months old on March 26, we thought we’d put together a chart of his special lingo

Vehicles
Pupaise: Helicopter
Nou Nous: Motocycle
Bus: Plane/Bus
Weeol Weeol: Fire Engine

Things/People
Mote: Remote
Pia: Panda/Penquin
Nia: Lightning McQueen (from the movie Cars)
Boo car: Sally (from the movie Cars)
Tia: Television
Moowee: Movie/DVD
Dockee: Day care

Commands
Peeze: Please
Pum: Come
Moo: Move

Food
Nilk: Milk
Mooze: Muesli
Chocia: Chocolate
Mudda: Marmite
Bam: Jam (added April 10, 2009)

Colours
Boo: Blue
Adowl: Orange

Alphabet
Daddy: W
Sick: X

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

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Train Ride

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train… cause we’re going down the tracks.”

The horrified mother went in and told her son, “We don’t use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train… but I want you to use nice language.”

Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say… “All passengers, please remember your things, thank you and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.”

She heard her little darling continue… “For those of you just boarding, remember, there is no smoking in the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”

As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen…”