The Fabulous Friday Funnies
My son has been learning to drive. He is now the driving critic.
He says, as we drive through the school zone, "You’re way over 40, Mum"
I reply, "I have been for some time…"
Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.
