The Fabulous Friday Funnies

My son has been learning to drive. He is now the driving critic.
He says, as we drive through the school zone, "You’re way over 40, Mum"
I reply, "I have been for some time…"


Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp.
He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth.

Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

For Lexophiles

  • To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
  • When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
  • A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
  • When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
  • The batteries were given out free of charge.
  • A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
  • Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

A wife and her husband attended a very important business party thrown by her boss where the husband may have had one or two more than he should have.

On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, "Have I ever told you how handsome and sexy and totally irresistible to all women you are?"

"Why no," said the husband, deeply flattered. Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies