Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!
An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.
When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room …"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"
"What?" said her Grandpa.
"Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disneyland !!!
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous snakes?"
The other replied, "You’re darn right we’re poisonous! We’re rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue."
In an alcohol factory the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
The director of the factory wondered how to send him away.
They tested him.
Welcome to the personal website of Adrian Hodge. I'm a web designer/developer living in Rotorua, New Zealand. Married with two lovely kids, I have a love of motorcycles and gadgets. I work for Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing during the day and run Hodgeman Web & Design after hours.
