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Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again! Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

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An older couple were lying in bed one night. The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting." Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.. A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

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A six year old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her Grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room …"Grandpa, Grandpa," she says excitedly, "As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said her Grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog – because Grandma said that as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disneyland !!!

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Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up.

However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was ‘forgive and forget.’" Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

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On our way to Perth we dropped Toby off at the kennels (where he was born).

Both Toby’s mum and dad live there and there was also another younger dog that looked exactly like Toby.

Kris commented "That dog looks just like Toby"

The owner replied "Yes, that’s Toby’s half-brother". Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

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I just had a visit to a year 4 class and they were talking about the breaking news that we had a new Prime Minister. When I asked if they knew the person’s name a little girl responded hesitantly "Um… Jule, Julie, Julia, Julia….Um Gill, Gill, Julia Gill???" when one of the boys piped up to help out very excitedly, "Julia Caesar" Continue reading The Fabulous Friday Funnies

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Volcano jokes

  • Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it’s hard to be accurate when firing a volcano
  • There’s no pleasing the English. The last time they got the Ashes they were over the moon
  • Iceland goes bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. Insurance scam written all over it
  • I think it’s too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano…we should at least wait until the dust settles
  • Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption
  • The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe

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