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Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up.

However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. "Honey," my Dad finally said one day, "why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was ‘forgive and forget.’"

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On our way to Perth we dropped Toby off at the kennels (where he was born).

Both Toby’s mum and dad live there and there was also another younger dog that looked exactly like Toby.

Kris commented "That dog looks just like Toby"

The owner replied "Yes, that’s Toby’s half-brother".

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Got my son a iPhone for his birthday the other week, and recently got my Daughter a iPod for hers, was dead chuffed when the family clubbed together and bought me an iPad for father’s day.

Got my wife a iRon for her Birthday, it was around then the fight started……

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I just had a visit to a year 4 class and they were talking about the breaking news that we had a new Prime Minister. When I asked if they knew the person’s name a little girl responded hesitantly "Um… Jule, Julie, Julia, Julia….Um Gill, Gill, Julia Gill???" when one of the boys piped up to help out very excitedly, "Julia Caesar"

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Volcano jokes

• Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it’s hard to be accurate when firing a volcano
• There’s no pleasing the English. The last time they got the Ashes they were over the moon
• Iceland goes bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. Insurance scam written all over it
• I think it’s too soon to make jokes about the Icelandic volcano…we should at least wait until the dust settles
• Time for the USA to attack Iceland for possessing weapons of mass disruption
• The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe