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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:37:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Canada could have had French culture, American know-how, and English government. Instead it got French government, English know-how, and American culture.&#34; &#8211;John Colombo While I was working in the men&#8217;s section of a department store, a woman asked me to help her choose a white dress shirt for her husband. When I asked about his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A hallway in my house needed more light so I decided to install one of those lights activated by movement. So off I went to the lighting shop and told the helpful assistant that I needed &#8216;a motion detector for my back passage&#8217;. There was a pause and then she cracked up. A Zen master [...]]]></description>
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		<description><![CDATA[Diane’s story about the Chinese calligraphy on her sweater reminded me of the T-shirt which I purchased from a clothes chain. I thought it very smart with Chinese characters across the front, cinched in at the waist, except that when I walked through Melbourne’s Chinatown I noticed folk looking at me with a little smile [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jan 2009 19:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Into the local pub comes Paddy Murphy, looking like he&#8217;d just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling, his nose is broken, his face is cut and bruised and he&#8217;s walking with a limp. &#34;What happened to you?&#34; asks Sean, the bartender. &#34;Jamie O&#8217;Conner and me had a fight,&#34; says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:05:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car parked and walked home. As he was walking unsteadily along, he was stopped by a policeman. &#34;What are you doing out here at 2 A.M.?&#34; asked the officer. &#34;I&#8217;m going to a lecture.&#34; &#34;And who is going to give a lecture [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:10:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother always said we were put on this earth to help others. My question is, what are the others here for? My father was a dentist and my mother was a manicurist&#8230;for most of their married life they fought tooth and nail. &#34;The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he&#8217;ll be late [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 20:39:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a lonely, moonlit country road a young man&#8217;s car engine started to cough. Immediately pulling over to a scenic little spot he said to the young lady next to him, &#8220;That&#8217;s funny, I wonder what that knocking noise was?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;ll tell you one thing for sure,&#8221; said the girl coolly, &#8220;It wasn&#8217;t opportunity.&#8221; A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Think before you lie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:16:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple were going out for the evening. They&#8217;d got ready, all dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don&#8217;t want the dog shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes [...]]]></description>
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