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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:14:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Paddy was waiting at the bus stop with his mate when a truck went by loaded up with rolls of turf. Paddy said, &#8216;I&#8217;m gonna do that when I win lottery&#8217; &#8216;What&#8217;s dat&#8217;, says his mate. &#8216;Send me lawn away to be cut&#8217; &#34;Anybody who believes that the way to a man&#8217;s heart is through [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Oct 2010 21:08:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls.We&#8217;ve all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS &#8211; Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 21:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;According to the National Institute of Health, as people age, their brains respond less strongly to rewards. They say older people become less excited when they win some- thing. Whoever did this study has never seen a bingo game.&#34; -Jay Leno I believe my little daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don&#8217;t know why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mick walks into Paddy&#8217;s barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large piece of red machinery. Mick says &#34;What the hell are you doing Paddy?&#34; Paddy replies &#34;Well me and Mary haven&#8217;t been getting on lately and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor.&#34; Two middle-aged couples were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/209/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every night, Harry goes out drinking. And every night, his wife, Louise, yells at him. One day, one of Louise&#8217;s friends suggests that she try a different tack. &#34;Welcome him home with a kiss and some loving words,&#34; she says. &#34;He might change his ways.&#34; That night, Harry stumbles back home as usual. But instead [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/203/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple are lying in bed. The man says, &#8216;I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.&#8217; The woman replies, &#8216;I&#8217;ll miss you&#8230;&#8217; Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder &#8216;Instruction Manuals&#8217; &#8220;There&#8217;s always one of my uncles who watches a boxing match [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 20:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Volcano jokes Sorry for the flight delays, Europe. We were aiming for London, but it&#8217;s hard to be accurate when firing a volcano There&#8217;s no pleasing the English. The last time they got the Ashes they were over the moon Iceland goes bankrupt, then manage to set their island on fire. Insurance scam written all [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/194/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 01:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, &#34;Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!&#34; Bubba replied, &#34;Did you see who it was?&#34; The young man answered, &#34;I couldn&#8217;t tell, but I got the license number.&#34; A man applying for a job at a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our new Kindergarten class returned to school for their second day. A little boy sitting at the front, with a concerned look on his face, put up his hand. &#34;Will any of us graduate today?&#34; he asked. Some bad puns I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, butit turned out to [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2009 20:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Wee Scottish Tale. A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn. A Gamekeeper shouts: &#8216;Dinnae drink tha waater! Et&#8217;s foo ae coo&#8217;s shite an pish!&#8217; The man replies: &#8216;My Good fellow, I&#8217;m from England. Could you repeat that in English for me?&#8217; The keeper replies: &#8216;I said, use two [...]]]></description>
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