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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Ebay&#8230;Sold my homing pigeon eight times this month !! I love CHRISTMAS LIGHTS,they remind me of some co-workers.They all hang together,half of them don&#8217;t work,and the ones that do aren&#8217;t that bright. Local Police hunting the &#8216;knitting needle nutter&#8217; who has stabbed six people in the buttocks in the last 48 hours, believe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[On the last day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist&#8217;s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner&#8217;s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner&#8217;s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 19:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, &#34;I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine&#8217;s Day. What do you think it means?&#34; &#34;You shall know tonight&#34;, he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Jan 2011 22:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A mission statement is defined as &#34;a long, awkward sentence that demonstrates management&#8217;s inability to think clearly.&#34;All good companies have one. Did you hear about the fat, alcoholic transvestite? All he wanted to do was eat, drink and be Mary. Got an e-mail today from a bored local housewife, 43, who was looking for some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts. He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man. &#34;You can&#8217;t arrest me!&#34; the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Helping me sort clothes into &#34;save&#34; and &#34;give away&#34; piles, my six-year-old daughter came across a garter belt. &#34;What&#8217;s this?&#34; she asked. &#34;It&#8217;s a garter belt,&#34; I said. Seeing that meant nothing to her, I added, &#34;It&#8217;s for holding up stockings.&#34; &#34;Ah,&#34; she said, carefully placing it in the &#34;save&#34; pile, &#34;we&#8217;ll use it next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:18:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend stops him and asks, &#34;Hey! Whatcha got that case of beer for?&#34; &#34;Well, I got it for my wife, you see?&#34; the guys answers. &#34;Wow,&#34; exclaims his friend, &#34;Great trade. &#34;A kiss can be a comma, a question [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Aug 2010 21:38:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joke of the Year Two women were sitting quietly together, minding their own business. While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, &#34;Are you a cop?&#34; &#34;Yes,&#34; I answered and continued writing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:22:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple are lying in bed. The man says, &#8216;I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.&#8217; The woman replies, &#8216;I&#8217;ll miss you&#8230;&#8217; Q: How do you keep your man from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder &#8216;Instruction Manuals&#8217; &#8220;There&#8217;s always one of my uncles who watches a boxing match [...]]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 May 2010 22:31:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A speaker was about to address a public meeting when he realised he&#8217;d lost his false teeth. He told the chairman he wouldn&#8217;t be able to deliver his speech. But a man in the front row produced a pair from his pocket and said &#34;Why don&#8217;t you try these?&#34;. The speaker tried them: &#34;Too tight&#34;. [...]]]></description>
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