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Mar 08

How Fathers Think

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months.

Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit.

The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!”

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari
Stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey
Hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

“Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can’t marry
Her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge.

I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a
Townhouse, a beachfront villa and a 2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and 2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not really sure what to do. What do you suggest?”

At this point, the girls father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,

“You shag her again.”

Nov 24

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she once could buy for a penny.

The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, the demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.

The third old lady remarked, “I can’t hear a word you’re saying, but I remember the guy you’re talking about.”


A GOOD FRIEND HELPS YOU MOVE

A REALLY GOOD FRIEND HELPS YOU MOVE THE BODY

Sep 13

Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks

Here we go folks – Kims bump in 360° at 36 Weeks tonight, in the flesh.
Slide the bar side to side to turn Kim around to view her at all angles.
How cool is that!! – Let me know what you think – leave a comment.

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