My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60′s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking……..And then I saw her face …
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches….. you should have seen his little face light up when he tried to walk on a matchbox!
Wallabies rugby practice was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Coach Robbie Deans immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate.
After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the TRY LINE.
Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again!
A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.
Little Donna was in the back yard filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What are you doing there, Donna?"
"My goldfish died," replied little Donna tearfully without looking up, "and I’ve just buried him."
Mick walks into Paddy’s barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large piece of red machinery.
Mick says "What the hell are you doing Paddy?"
Paddy replies "Well me and Mary haven’t been getting on lately and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor."
Movie Quotes – The First Drafts
The Godfather
"I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Well, he can refuse it, of course. I just know that if someone were to make me an offer like this, I’d jump all over it. But who am I to impose my feelings on someone else?"
The Terminator
"I’ll be back. Do you need anything while I’m out?"
Welcome to the personal website of Adrian Hodge. I'm a web designer/developer living in Rotorua, New Zealand. Married with two lovely kids, I have a love of motorcycles and gadgets. I work for Destination Rotorua Tourism Marketing during the day and run Hodgeman Web & Design after hours.
