Rotorua ‘Pull My Finger…’

Just thought I’d share my luck in becoming one of 9 runner up’s in a recent ‘Love your Town’ promotion to have a slogan designed and printed on t-shirts run by Air New Zealand’s GrabaSeat and Billi Tees.

The Fabulous Friday Funnies

Stress Buster No. 3.

Distractions can act like circuit breakers for stress. They give you “time out” and new thoughts to think. Ideas include: a short walk, a new location for a tea break, five minutes of a funny DVD, visiting a friend in another department, listening to music or sharing a riddle:

What did the dirt say when it rained?
If this keeps up, my name’s mud.

What’s the best thing to take when you’re run down?
The license number of the car that hit you.

The pharmacist walks into the store to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall.

He asks the female clerk “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?”

The female clerk responds: “Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn’t find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative.”

The pharmacist yells: “You idiot! You can’t treat a cough with a laxative!”

The female clerk responds, “Of course you can! Look at him, he’s afraid to cough.