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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 19:31:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A father and his young son were out walking one afternoon when the youngster asked how the electricity went through the wires stretched between the telephone poles. &#34;Don&#8217;t know,&#34; said the father. &#34;Never knew much about electricity.&#34; A few blocks father on the boy asked what caused lightning and thunder. &#34;To tell the truth,&#34; said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 01:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A little girl walks into her parents&#8217; bathroom and notices for the First time, her father&#8217;s nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn&#8217;t have. She asks, &#34;What are those round things hanging there, daddy?&#34; Proudly, he replies, &#34;Those, sweetheart, are God&#8217;s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn&#8217;t be here.&#34; Puzzled, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 23:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My girlfriend said she was leaving me due to my obsession with the 60&#8242;s group The Monkees. I thought she was joking&#8230;&#8230;..And then I saw her face &#8230; My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of matches&#8230;.. you should have seen his little face light [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:43:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A true anecdote As we hurried out of the airport, I asked my partner to pick up a box of chocolates for Father&#8217;s Day while I collected the car. She picked up one already gift-wrapped. My 90-year-old father unwrapped this and opened the box to be greeted by chocolate figurines in all sorts of weird [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 21:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patricia’s sister was in hospital this week and was looking for some Christmas cheer in the sick room. She asked her hubby to track down the classic movie “Miracle on 34th Street” on DVD. Sometime later he returned with what he thought she had asked for… “Nightmare on Elm Street”’ When challenged he said he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2010 22:30:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It was the day after Christmas. The lawyer had gone out for the day, so the burglar, noticing this, broke into his house and stole all his Christmas gifts. He was almost out of the house when a police officer pulled up to the house and promptly apprehended the man. &#34;You can&#8217;t arrest me!&#34; the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Nov 2010 00:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Don&#8217;t worry, I can stay out late tonight,&#34; Joe told his friend Bob. &#34;My wife&#8217;s gone for a two-week vacation in the Caribbean.&#34; &#34;Jamaica?&#34; Bob asked. &#34;No, it was her idea.&#34; A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
		<link>http://www.adrianhodge.com/friday-funnies/217/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 22:32:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my mom mentions what he had done. &#34;Honey,&#34; my Dad finally said one day, &#34;why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2010 21:55:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mick walks into Paddy&#8217;s barn and catches him doing a sexy striptease to a large piece of red machinery. Mick says &#34;What the hell are you doing Paddy?&#34; Paddy replies &#34;Well me and Mary haven&#8217;t been getting on lately and the therapist recommended that I do something sexy to a tractor.&#34; Two middle-aged couples were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Fabulous Friday Funnies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 21:55:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Adrian Hodge</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On our way to Perth we dropped Toby off at the kennels (where he was born). Both Toby&#8217;s mum and dad live there and there was also another younger dog that looked exactly like Toby. Kris commented &#34;That dog looks just like Toby&#34; The owner replied &#34;Yes, that&#8217;s Toby&#8217;s half-brother&#34;. Kris said nothing but I [...]]]></description>
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