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It pays to be active on Facebook these days, on Wednesday November 24, 2010 I won 2x PL1 tickets to U2’s second ‘360° Tour’ Auckland show via Vodafone New Zealand’s Facebook page. The tickets had a total retail value of $670.
So I put in for a half day leave for Friday afternoon, invited my workmate who was celebrating her birthday on Thursday 25 November. And before you ask, I had asked my wife but she wasn’t too fussed with seeing U2 or having to organise a baby sitter. Continue reading U2 360° Tour – 12hr round trip
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should have been here at 8:30!” He replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?”
I tried exercise as a means of burning fat, but it didn’t work for me. When the fat started burning, it smelled like bacon and made me hungry. —Planojo
“In politics stupididty is not a handicap.” —Napoleon
In a hat shop a saleslady gushed: “That’s the hat for you! It makes you look ten years younger.”
“Then I don’t want it,” retorted the matronly customer. “I certainly can’t afford to put on ten years every time I take off my hat!”
Kiwi farm hand radios back to the farm manager…….
“Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute. The pig’s OK, but he’s stuck in the bull-bars and is wriggling and squealing so much I can’t get him out.” The manager says: “Ok, there’s a .303 behind the seat. Take it, shoot the pig in the head and you’ll be able to remove him.”
Five minutes later, the farm hand calls back. “I did what you said boss. Took the .303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can’t go on.” “Now what’s the problem?” raged the manager.
“Well boss, it’s his motor-bike.The flashing blue light is stuck under the right-front wheel arch.”
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